A comedian is a cynic who nobody takes seriously. A review site for all the cats we lesbians love. A review site where we compare reviewers. All I want is someone completely perfect in every way. Anger is a lumpy pain above the eyebrows. Any sufficiently reliable magic is indistinguishable from technology. At my school … Continue reading Notes: →

This story came up on the World Service yesterday about a New Jersey city that has installed “happy street signs” in an attempt to improve residents’ lives and outlooks: http://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2014/10/in_newark_happy_street_signs_plaster_city_poles.html When I heard the love-in this received from the media I became quite angry. About one third of this mostly black city live in poverty, … Continue reading Happy New Jersey Street Signs →

Dining alone, On the way home, In a nearly empty chain restaurant. The lights are low, I'm sitting slow, And some children are playing on their phones. So is dad. I can't see mum. I'm reading about Russel Brand, Receiving dough balls at my command. The service is great. The dough balls are not. A … Continue reading Dining Alone →

I don’t want a prestigious career. I don’t want a lot of money. I don’t want to sink to the bottom of the sticky bottle. All I want- Is somebody that I fancy. Someone gorgeous and wonderful amazing, Who’s weird and funny and knows about obscure things, And here I am in a tree house … Continue reading World of your own →