Bloody minded literalism. -but rest assured that it is being written, at pace, and that if you like this, you will like the book. Have you guessed the working title?- Even God has a bucket list. Give me one more life. I could do it so much better. Google dear, you know me better than … Continue reading Notes: →

-a collection of notes, opinion pieces, attempts at answers to troubling questions, jokes, poems, short stories and some other secret things too. I’ve not decided all the publishing details yet- Carry a gun. Not to keep you safe. To keep others unsafe. Do catfish get hiccups? Hearts beating in time. How? I don’t know your … Continue reading Notes: →

“Can you put ‘Can I be in one of your notes?’ in one of your notes? ‘Quote, hyphen, Katie Harrison’.” – Katie Harrison Clichéd movie lines (feel free to add your own): “He’s headed for the detention level.” “How many fingers am I holding up?” “I don’t want to live, I want to survive!” “It’s … Continue reading “Notes”: →

Beauty. Makes me hungry. -book. The working title is contained within one of my previous notes. The backup working title is contained within a future note. The book I'm writing is- Bright moon burns my eyes. Crinkle cut vegetarian. Hell. Why are there so many typists here? In order to make tall people feel more … Continue reading Notes: →

All notes must be read in rough whisky-drowned bass for full effect. Am adult. Iron sheets now. Can’t like all music. How children rebel against tastes? Conjoined twins fighting over their trouser zip. David Mitchell – actually time traveller from future. Stole entire persona from man more like him than he is. Films teach people. … Continue reading Notes: (In note form) →

A dictionary is basically a very concise encyclopaedia. Do wet dreams count for those who are celibate? How is King’s Cross Station so clean when there are so few bins? I always sleep better in an unfamiliar bed. I dream of eating meaty chicken bits and roasted tuna. Doesn’t make me a bad vegetarian. I … Continue reading Notes: →