Quick Evil Badguy Fantasy RPG Update

Hi all! I'll keep this short. Testing In the latest testing session, Mr Qaisar Siddiqui, wordsmith and equality activist, said the following: "I wish it was longer. I had no idea how long I had been playing for. I thought it had been 20 minutes or half an hour, and I was an hour and a … Continue reading Quick Evil Badguy Fantasy RPG Update

It’s Going To Be Alright

"Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!", Benjamin Watkins thought, opening his email browser. "What the fuck did I write what the fuck did I write what the fuck did I write?" Emails, in his mind, were worse than the most addictive shows on Netflix, global warming, and the possibility of marriage. Like everything that made his hands sweat and his … Continue reading It’s Going To Be Alright

33 steps to get any girl to fall in love with you

Show her how empty your calendar is. Be modest. Like, super modest. Say you're shit at everything. Talk about your difficulties understanding other people. Avoid humour. Jokes might fall flat. (Exception: long-winded shaggy dog stories with no punchlines.) Talk about your money worries. Slouch. Dress like everybody else, but with more food stains. Either a) avoid all … Continue reading 33 steps to get any girl to fall in love with you

Hands as Green as Sprouts

Hands as green as sprouts sprinkled salt into the frothing broth. Fire sweltered below the cast-iron cauldron. Flames danced above dripping candles, as Estragon's shadows leapt about the stony tower. He hummed a delighted tune with his raspy voice. Footsteps echoed cold and deep towards him from the stairs below. "Yak's blood, in the soup, dum dum … Continue reading Hands as Green as Sprouts

HUMUNGO Games – Where We’re At

Hi everyone! Mungo here. Just a quick update to let you know the state of play for HUMUNGO Games at the moment. Marketforce! This satirical business RPG is free to download and available here. Described by a television producer who works with Anthony Horrowitz as "Genuinely hilarious. A great game." Play it and be delighted. Jaguar … Continue reading HUMUNGO Games – Where We’re At